| Wayne Tell me, when the first show is over, will you still love me when I'm an incredibly humungoid giant star Cassandra Yeah. Wayne Will you still love me when I'm in my hanging-out-with-Ravi-Shankar phase Cassandra Yeah. Wayne Will you still love me when I'm in my carbohydrate, sequined-jumpsuit, young-girls-in-white-cotton-panties, waking-up-in-a-pool-of-your-own-vomit, bloated-purple-dead-on-a-toilet phase Cassandra Yeah. Wayne Okay, party. Bonus. |
| Wayne Am I supposed to be a man, am I supposed to say, it's OK, I don't mind. I don't mind. Well I mind I mind big time And you know what the worst part is I NEVER LEARNED TO READ. |
| Wayne I once thought I had mono for an entire year, It turned out I was just really bored. |
| Wayne Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries. |
| Benjamin Hey, who wants Chinese Takeout I know a great place Wayne I'll have the cream of sum yung guy. |
| Garth Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny |
| Stacy Happy anniversary, Wayne. Wayne Stacy, we broke up two months ago. Stacy Well, that doesn't mean we can't still go out, does it Wayne Well, it does actually, that's what breaking up is. |
| Wayne All I have to say about that is asphinctersayswhat. Arcade owner What Wayne Exactly. |
