| Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. |
| Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth. |
| The essence of a general's job is to assist in developing a clear sense of purpose . to keep the junk from getting in the way of important things. |
| Ah Mozart He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. |
| I only know two pieces one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't. |
| The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer. |
