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Quotes by Stephen Leacock

  • Newspapermen learn to call a murderer 'an alleged murderer' and the King of England 'the alleged King of England' to avoid libel suits.
  • Lord Ronald said nothing he flung himself from the room, flung himself upon his horse and rode madly off in all directions.
  • I detest life-insurance agents they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so.