Quotes by Stephen Leacock
| Newspapermen learn to call a murderer 'an alleged murderer' and the King of England 'the alleged King of England' to avoid libel suits. |
| Lord Ronald said nothing he flung himself from the room, flung himself upon his horse and rode madly off in all directions. |
| I detest life-insurance agents they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so. |