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Quotes by Sam Levenson

  • Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is we'll find it.
  • If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the 'up' button.
  • Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
  • The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.