Quotes by Russell Wayne Baker
| Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it. |
| Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories -- those that don't work, those that break down, and those that get lost. |
| A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad is like the Mafia getting together to bump off the Godfather for not going to church on Sunday. |
