Quotes by Robert Joseph Bob Dole

You feel a little older in the morning. By noon I feel about 55.

At least she's the president of something, which is more than I can say. (on his wife Elizabeth, president of the American Red Cross)

If something happened along the route and you had to leave your children with Bob Dole or Bill Clinton, I think you would probably leave them with Bob Dole.

History buffs probably noted the reunion at a Washington party a few weeks ago of three ex-presidents Carter, Ford and Nixon-See No Evil, Hear No Evil and Evil.

We'll all be riding that streetcar of desire.

As long as there are only 3 to 4 people on the floor, the country is in good hands. It's only when you have 50 to 60 in the Senate that you want to be concerned.

When it's all over, it's not who you were. . . it's whether you made a difference.

If you're hanging around with nothing to do and the zoo is closed, come over to the Senate. You'll get the same kind of feeling and you won't have to pay.