| There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. |
| I have no trouble with my enemies. But my goddam friends,...they are the ones that keep me walking the floor nights. |
| Happiness isn't something you experience it's something you remember. |
| Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. |
| I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away. |
| The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too. |
| So little time and so little to do. |
| I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on. |
| I once said cynically of a politician, 'He'll doublecross that bridge when he comes to it.' |
| I am no more humble than my talents require. |
| Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel. |
| What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left. |
