| Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs. |
| Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them. |
| Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. |
| The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. |
| Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. |
| We're all in this alone. |
| Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. |
| Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet |
| No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up. |
