| We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be. |
| Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything. |
| Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae. |
| Thanks to TV and for the convenience of TV, you can only be one of two kinds of human beings, either a liberal or a conservative. |
| New knowledge is the most valuable commodity on earth. The more truth we have to work with, the richer we become. |
| There is a tragic flaw in our precious Constitution, and I dont know what can be done to fix it. This is it Only nut cases want to be president. |
| Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops. |
| One of the few good things about modern times If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us. |
