| The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you. |
| Don't knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. |
| A good listener is usually thinking about something else. |
| Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. |
| The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket. |
| Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you. |
| There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it |
| It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have both failed. |
| Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature. |
| The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them. |
| Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men. |
