Quotes by Julius Henry Marx
| Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. |
| Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. |
| Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. |
| Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you. |
| I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it. |
| Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies. |
| From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. |
| I have nothing but confidence in you, and very little of that. |
| My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one. |
| The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. |
| Well, I thought my razor was dull until I heard his speech. |
