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Quotes by Joseph Heller

  • He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
  • The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.
  • Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying, travel, meditation, medication, depression, neurosis and suicide. With failure comes failure.
  • Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.