| A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking. |
| The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get to that, the funnier you will be. |
| Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason. |
| There is no such thing as fun for the whole family. |
| It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. |
