| A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. |
| Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. |
| Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common-sense. |
| The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity. |
| One man's folly is another man's wife. |
