| The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. |
| Apparently, a democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates. |
| The genius of our ruling class is that it has kept a majority of the people from ever questioning the inequity of a system where most people drudge along, paying heavy taxes for which they get nothing in return. |
| Of ex-President Eisenhower at the Republican convention of 1964 Reading a speech with his usual sense of discovery. |
| Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. |
| Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink. |
| Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either. |
| Never have children, only grandchildren. |
| Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so. |
| Style is knowing who you are, what you want to say and not giving a damn. |
| I'm a born-again atheist. |
| It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail. |
| A good deed never goes unpunished. |
| There is no human problem which could not be solved if people would simply do as I advise. |
