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Funny Love Quotes

When you add a tinge of humor on the usual love quotes; you end up with funny love quotes. Since most love quotes are on the serious mood, adding a bit of comedy and light humor will make it more interesting and inviting to read. After all, love is not just about the mushy stuff – it’s also all about the fun and enjoyment you share together.

When you find love, you feel extreme joy. You feel that every moment with that person is special. You feel like you’re living perfectly in an imperfect world. These are just some of the many wonderful things about love. It does make the world a better world for most couples.

To add more spice, couples will enjoy writing and reading their own collection of funny love quotes. Here are some from famous personalities:

Cher: “Men aren't necessities, they're luxuries”

Cher: “The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.”

Dorothy Parker: “By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
and he vows his passion is infinite, undying -
Lady, make note of this: One of you is lying.”

Agatha Christie: “An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.”

Albert Einstein: “Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.”

Albert Einstein: “Women marry men hoping they will change.
Men marry women hoping they will not.
So each is inevitably disappointed.”

Here are a few more interesting and funny love quotes from anonymous writers:

“The four most important words in any marriage...’I'll do the dishes’.”

“Marriage is like jogging through a puddle of industrial strength rubber glue. You can work hard and make it through the struggles; however, you usually leave your bobby socks and sneakers behind along the way.”