| Man cannot be uplifted he must be seduced into virtue. |
| Publishing a volume of verse is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand Canyon and waiting for the echo. |
| Ideas pull the trigger, but instinct loads the gun. |
| When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him 'Whose' |
| Honesty is a good thing, but it is not profitable to its possessor unless it is kept under control. |
| A hypocrite is a person who--but who isn't |
| Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. |
| Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth. |
| The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race. |
| If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you But if you really make them think, they'll hate you. |
