| If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. |
| I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money. |
| I don't generally feel anything until noon then it's time for my nap. |
| A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. |
| If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. |
| People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy. |
