| Dare to be wise. |
| A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice. |
| Bite off more than you can chew, then chew it. Plan more than you can do, then do it. |
| If you really do put a small value upon yourself, rest assured that the world will not raise your price. |
| If for a tranquil mind you seek, These things observe with care Of whom you speak, to whom you speak, And how, and when and where. |
| Always imitate the behavior of the winners when you lose. |
| Don't let yourself forget what it's like to be sixteen. |
| A magician pulls rabbits out of hats. An experimental psychologist pulls habits out of rats. |
| Better to get up late and be wide awake than to get up early and be asleep all day. |
| By courage I repel adversity. |
| Liberals are very broadminded they are always willing to give careful consideration to both sides of the same side. |
| The best defense against the atom bomb is not to be there when it goes off. |
| No man deserves punishment for his thoughts. |
| Time is that quality of nature which keeps events from happening all at once. Lately it doesn't seem to be working. |
| Tis the advisor who suffers from bad advice. |
| It is light grief that can take counsel. |
| May no portent of evil be attached to the words I say. |
| Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better. |
| There are no thanks for a kindness, which has been delayed. |
| Life is a sexually transmitted disease. |
| I am a Marxist--of the Groucho tendency. |
| Write a wise saying and your name will live forever |
| Any piece of clothing can be sexy with a quietly passionate woman inside it. |
| You add insult to injury. |
| To harken to evil conversation is the road to wickedness.. |
| To him that you tell your secret you resign your liberty. |
| Alas my love you do me wrong, To cast me of discurteously And I have loved you so long, Delighting in your company. |
| God is not dead but alive and well and working on a much less ambitious project. |
| Unity in things necessary, liberty in things doubtful, charity in everything. |
| Whatever you undertake, act with prudence, and consider the consequences. |
