Quotes by Andrew A. Rooney
| We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones. |
| I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran. |
| The only people who say worse things about politicians than reporters do are other politicians. |
| Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. |